In the 15th century, Vlad II, Vlad Dracul, is
struggling to keep his home, the unstable and war torn land of Wallachia safe –
and part of that requires a second heir should his eldest son die. But his wife
gives birth to a daughter and they face the harsh choice of exposing her to the
elements – until he looks at the new born child and sees a strength in her
beyond anything he imagined – or would dare cross. They raise her as a son,
Vlad.
Who would later be known as Vlad Tepes. Dracula.
And it is as a man that Vlad lives down the centuries
until the terrible events of the Second World War, where Vlad fakes “his” own
death and is reborn as Valerie Tate – free from her past but laden with a mission;
to find redemption for the horrors she unknowingly abetted.
Lance has his own sins to atone, deeply hidden in his
past that stretches far further than his human façade would suggest. He is
caught in his own redemption, trying to maintain a shelter for the homeless and
dispossessed, no matter who they are; a novelty in world where the supernatural
is shunned and persecuted. But an act of kindness brings him to the attention
of the national media and to the compelling beauty Valerie, one of the last
vampires
And of Radu Dracul, Vlad’s brother – who has ambitions of his own.
Early in this book I was quickly hooked seeing the
massive potential it had. Imagine, a female Dracula, raised as male, living her
entire life – centuries – as male and then finally having the chance to present
as female. The debate as to what was truly her and what was the act, how
comfortable is she assuming a female role – how much of it is liberated desire
and how much does she miss of the persona she has maintained so long? How much
of her is Valerie? And how much is Vlad Tepes?
Then there’s the conflict with her brother Radu – the combination
of love, shared experience and bitter hatred, vengeance and a need for
redemption.
There’s Dracula’s involvement with Nazi Germany and her desperate need to redeem herself. There’re fallen angels seeing a way back to heaven, nascent angels seeking to offer guidance. And across this is a backdrop of a vast world full of a huge range of supernatural beings seeking to enter politics and find legal recognistion. Even a battle to try and keep a homeless shelter open in the face of fierce opposition and lack of resources
There is vast potential . There is so much that can be
done with this story. I couldn’t wait to
see how all these wonderful, myriad issues would be brought together. There’s
so much that could be done with this…
…so let’s do none of it and just have a purple-prosed
romance, ‘kay?
*sigh*
The very potential of this book and the incredible world
and premise that has been established just makes the actual book produced so
much more disappointing! It’s not that some of those issues are all absent – we
definitely touch on a few – but only shallowly because by far and away the
dominant focus is on how very very hot Valerie and Lance find each other. Which
is very very hot indeed. Extremely hot. I cannot stress how sexy they find each
other. I mean, the first time they see each other we get three solid pages of
description and how very compelling they find each other. This is before they
speak a word. This is before they even stand within 10 feet of each other.
And it keeps going and going and going and going
throughout the book. For every 4 lines about something else, there’s a line for
how hot they find each other. They can’t move without framing their groin or
cocking their hip or stroking a hand down various places as an invitation or to
draw attention. And some of the prose is so very very very very purple. For
example here is a description of her taking off his glove:
Hooking a fang around a fold in the leather covering his middle finger, Valerie tugged and sucked until his glove peeled off of him. Her mouth undressed his hand in a slow strip-tease. She heard his heart accelerate as the glove surrendered to her oral prowess.
Is this actually sexy to anyone? Because I found it
hilarious and have been quoting it aloud to make people giggle. Or there’s a
scene where she gives him her car keys:
She pulled out keys, complete with a battered leather Mustang fob, and dangled them in front of him. They chimed like the church bells in the dark. Her smirk still-extended, wickedly delicious fangs. His mouth watered at the thought of those 350 vintage horses under his fingers waiting for his command.
It’s rare that I have come across such overly elaborate
wording and there’re few books that have achieved this level of purpleness. And
while it can certainly be entertaining from a comedy point of view, it does
rather derail the plot of the story – and certainly any attempt at theme.
I want to read this book. I want to love this book. I don’t
want to feel like a prospector desperately seeking the nuggets of story and
world among the dross of purple dripping sex scenes (also, an aside, but this
man’s foreskin is described as purple. Purple. Foreskins shouldn’t be purple.
If your foreskin is purple you need to seek medical attention.)
The romance between Valerie and Lance is not just
frustrating because it’s a rather clichéd (love at first sight, conflict which
is convoluted and doesn’t develop, characters knowing each other for a few days
and now being willing to die for each other and throw away decades long goals)
romance written in brilliant purple prose that consumes vast chunks of the
book. And it’s not just frustrating because of all of the depth we didn’t get
and the storylines we didn’t pursue. No, it’s ALSO frustrating for the way it
breaks its own story
Lance starts out with a passionate dedication to keep the homeless shelter open for all – supernatural and otherwise. Half way through and with a few sessions around the bedroom and absolutely no-one cares about it any more. And then we get John – or we don’t get John. We have some flashbacks with him in lance’s childhood, then absence, then sudden presence and he and Valerie are living together – why? How? What? When did this happen? Why did this happen? WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHY IS HE EVEN HERE?! All of the political machinations devolved into a simple fight scene and odd ascension moment that just left me kind of lost because none of it was developed or truly explored in between the eternal turgidness, moistness and humping.
