Last episode we learned that the weregecko was Jackson
and he has a new friend (aww). I predict there will be a lot less effort spent
keeping him alive because, well, he’s Jackson.
Danny has finished fixing Jackson’s video, and as per his
lord and master’s instructions, he hasn’t watched it – he puts his tablet in
his car. Meanwhile, the weregecko is fleeing from Derek who wants to slice and
dice him. Derek and the weregecko have a semi-good fight (a little too
choreographed – lots of punching ridiculously at a shield and the weregecko
completely forgot about his paralysing venom, but still pretty good) when Daddy
Argent arrives and totally cheats – shooting the weregecko repeatedly in the
chest. Yeah, that’s not going to work. That never works. Daddy Argent looks for
Derek who has disappeared –leaving the fallen weregecko to get back up again
(never turn your back on the monster. You’d think the professional werewolf
hunter would have guessed this). The weregecko kicks him (yes that venom stuff?
Totally out of it) and in the glare of the lights we see the weregecko bonding
with his friend – Granddaddy Argent.
Stiles and Scott follow in Stiles’ jeep (wasn’t that
requisitioned as evidence?) and Scott running ahead when the jeep meets a
barrier. Scott takes a swing at the weregecko and ends up facing Granddady
Argent who stands there looking menacing and/or constipated.
Allison is dropping of Lydia and need Lydia to promise
not to tell anyone what happened. While Lydia is more concerned with actually
what happened. Derek, Jackson, Erica – someone explain! Allison, rather than
talk about the life and death issues, decides to talk about keeping her
relationship with Scott secret (Allison, please, for five seconds, try to focus
on something besides Scott. Like the weregecko? Look, there’s Lydia right
there, you could at least take a stab at passing the Bechdel test? No?) and
bringing up all the romantic gooshiness (oh nauseating teen crushes how I
despise thee), with an extra side-order of “this is the wonderful romantic love
I have that you haven’t.” I waited for Allison to bring out the thumbscrews to
see if we could elevate Lydia’s suffering even more, but she refrained.
Scott runs into Stiles while looking for the weregecko
and Stiles resorts to sarcasm – as he points out, the only weapon he has in
this fight (poor Stiles). They wonder at Jackson passing the test and Stiles,
the only person on the show with a working brain, points out that Jackson isn’t
actually the Kanima weregecko when in human form so why would he be immune to
the toxin (which, of course, is what I said. Yes,
I am “I told you soing” sue me). They do see the weregecko sneaking into a
club – and Scott smells Danny’s Armani aftershave and assumes that’s who the
weregecko is after (possibly since Danny is the person who decoded the video
and could know who the weregecko is).
They break in and lo, it’s a gay club (Danny, the gay guy
going into a gay club? No! How surprising!) Danny is upset over his ex and
being encouraged to hit on another guy by the bar tender (guess this explains
why his boyfriend only made the briefest of cameo appearances). The weregecko
enters the dancing crowd (no-one notices?! On a crowded dance floor? I don’t
care how dark the place is or how much smoke there is – you notice a weregecko)
clawing and paralysing random men, including Danny, leaving them helpless on
the floor. But Derek is also in the crowd, and while Scott protests (why?), he
slits the weregecko’s throat. The club empties, people screaming as they see
the collection of bodies lying about.
Scott follows the trail of blood from the weregecko into
the car park and finds – Jackson, in human form. They load him up in the car
(apparently not to murder while he’s helpless and unconscious), quickly confirm
that Danny didn’t see anything unusual and prepare to drive off when the sheriff,
Stiles’s dad arrives. And Stiles has to explain to him why he’s there – especially
since his dad doesn’t believe he’s clubbing there since it’s a gay club. Stiles
actually starts to pretend to come out (ye gods… really?) but his dad doesn’t
believe it – no way his son could be gay dressed like that. (Oh please. Really?)
Stiles tries to delay his dad while Scott knocks Jackson
back out so he doesn’t draw attention (and because its fun to punch Jackson)
and Stiles’s excuse is that they’re there to reassure Danny since he’s just
broken up with his boyfriend.
They drive off and wonder what to do with Jackson. Scott wants to take him somewhere secure until they can convince him he’s dangerous. Stiles wants to kill him (team Stiles!) and after lost of banter (Stiles’s banter makes this show. In fact, this show should all be about Stiles). And Jackson wakes up chained up in a prison van – yelling threats against Stiles and Scott. Stiles explains the situation to Jackson – who brushes over the whole “I’m killing people” and points out his parents will be looking for him. But Stiles is ahead of him – and sent a fake text from his phone.
Which was spotted by Mr. Whitmore, Jackson’s father who is reporting him missing to the police. The text signed off “love you” and, since he was told he was adopted, Jackson never says that to his parents and hasn’t said “I love you” in 11 years (while this is some powerful character building for Jackson, I really question how many teenaged boys sign off their texts to their father with “love you”? or maybe that’s just me).




