I often wonder what i would do if I lived in an Urban Fantasy world. Would I be a monster? Would I be a monster hunter? Would I be a cool vampire? Would I be hunted by zombies?
But then, I decided, what I actually want to be is a chiropractor. Yes, a chiropractor, because with these women I could make a fortune. See, this is why so many of them assume the crouch - their backs are killing them
Now this is where it begins, these are spine benders in training. On Poisoned Kissed, we have a clear amateur who is merely leaning backwards to better display her breasts. Sure, she’ll get a crick in her back, but it is anatomically possible. Kitty Raises Hell goes a little further - her arse is bent over then she strains her back to actually be stood upright. Look at that spinal curve right there - she nearly pulls it off, but that’s a woman who is going to be in pain if she keeps that up
In Blue Blooded Vamp we have a more advanced version for Kittie’s pose. Her arse is stuck so far back that she should be touching her toes - to avoid it she has craned backwards - I can’t imagine someone’s muscles can even do that - there must be an invisible guy with his knee in her back pulling on her shoulders. The Demoness of Waking Dream shoes that this pose can be pulled off in any clothing - don’t think that loose, billowing dresses excuse you from a proper spine breakage (and look, her arms are stretched backwards - that’s the man helping pull her torso upright)
But then, I decided, what I actually want to be is a chiropractor. Yes, a chiropractor, because with these women I could make a fortune. See, this is why so many of them assume the crouch - their backs are killing them
Now this is where it begins, these are spine benders in training. On Poisoned Kissed, we have a clear amateur who is merely leaning backwards to better display her breasts. Sure, she’ll get a crick in her back, but it is anatomically possible. Kitty Raises Hell goes a little further - her arse is bent over then she strains her back to actually be stood upright. Look at that spinal curve right there - she nearly pulls it off, but that’s a woman who is going to be in pain if she keeps that up
In Blue Blooded Vamp we have a more advanced version for Kittie’s pose. Her arse is stuck so far back that she should be touching her toes - to avoid it she has craned backwards - I can’t imagine someone’s muscles can even do that - there must be an invisible guy with his knee in her back pulling on her shoulders. The Demoness of Waking Dream shoes that this pose can be pulled off in any clothing - don’t think that loose, billowing dresses excuse you from a proper spine breakage (and look, her arms are stretched backwards - that’s the man helping pull her torso upright)
