While possessed Lafayette tries to drown Sookie, her
distress rings Bill’s Sookie alarm – he lets Warlow go so he can zoom to the rescue,
slamming Lafayette against a tree before using faerie light as an exorcism.
Post exorcism, Sookie gets to curse her father out.
Unfortunately, having saved Sookie, Billith then summons
Warlow back; Sookie grabs his hands and they do a sunlight faerie teleportation
thing (that’s new) to parallel faerie soft-focus world. Billith is not
impressed and tries to find Jessica to ask her about the pull when he summoned
her, but she’s missing. Billith realises his visions of vampires dying are
happening and starts angsting
Solution! Induce a coma so he can talk to Lillith. Yes this is the level of logic Bill is working under now. I agree with Takehashi, Bill you are out of your ever loving mind. Bill glamours Takehashi into draining nearly all of his blood, leaving him for a day, then putting it back
In the land of saccharine twee, Warlow asks Sookie to
engage in some bondage. It seems with
the sun sinking Warlow’s vampire nature comes out to play and he can’t always
control himself, especially when he’s hungry. So they tie him to a stone which
Warlow binds to the Earth with his light (I’m less worried about him moving the
stone and more concerned about the fact you’re using VINES to try and pin a
vampire, even with the knots sealed). Also Sookie sucks are tying knots and did
Warlow deliberately choose a stress position?
They make small talk about Warlow being born in 3500 BC
and how Sookie is special enough to be worth waiting for. Sookie asks why she
thinks the contract was ok and he points out it was written in the 1700s,
arranged marriages were hardly taboo at the time. It seems if Warlow turns
Sookie it also helps him immensely with his hunger and pain – because they
could both live just off each other’s blood. Just them together forever – which
is totally not creepy coming from someone he just met.
At the vampire camp, Eric and Pam square off and Pam is
not amused that Eric has made another vampire. They levitate into the air
looking awesome – before blurring into motion, opening the gun ports at the
side of the cell and killing the guards prepared to shoot them. The
psychiatrist loves the show (I kind of like him in a deeply creeped out
fashion) everyone else watches the show except Steve Newlin who is scared. Pam
and Eric impale the guard with one of the stakes they’ve been given – driving the
stake right through the bullet proof, one way glass separating them from the
spectators. Eric looks through the hole and sees Steve who duly starts
whimpering.
Truman and Eric engage in mutual taunting and Truman
rolls out Nora information he got from that “vamp queen” Newlin. They inject
her with a new plague they’ve created – hepatitis V, contagious, lethal and
anti-vampire.
And Jason is volunteering to join the LAVTF – the anti-vampire
police and he actually interviews really well because his long experience
around vampires has given him a whole lot of experience and knowledge. He plays
the part well and the enthused recruiter goes to get the boss, while Jason
disgustedly mutters about them being “racist.”
He joins easily and begins regaling his fellow LAVTF
members with tales of his exploits when he’s introduced to Sarah Newlin he
pretends to be a stranger to her and she the same - after all, she’s hardly going
to want to reveal she slept with Jason while with Truman. Which is exactly what
he threatens her with which would work if he didn’t call her a “whore for
Christ” which is wrong on many levels.

