Shaun meets the misfits at an area where people seemed to have been dropping garbage. Nathan asks him if he takes the job seriously. Shaun says sarcastically that he is committed to their rehabilitation and leaves for a coffee and a danish. Inside a fridge, Nathan finds a beer, opens it and passes it to Kelly. Nathan asks Kelly what she is doing later and when she says that she is going to get her tattoo fixed up, he decides that he wants to with her. Alisha asks Simon if he knows why the masked man led them to the flat and she is disappointed when he cannot give her a certain answer.
Simon, Nathan and Kelly go to a tattoo parlor and Nathan is disgusted with the picture of a tattooed penis on a wall. Kelly jokes and tells Simon to get one and he says that he has a phobia of needles. Nathan asks, "whose cock is this ... and why he would do something like this?" Vince, the tattooist says that each one means something to him. Nathan then goes back to looking at the images as Vince asks Kelly out. When Nathan sees a rose on the wall, he asks Kelly if it would look gay on him and then pauses when he realises that Vince has this tattoo on his neck. "I mean it would look gay on me just because I've got a beautiful face, but you would get away with it with your face. I'm not saying your ugly; you've looking the mirror, no offense man," Nathan says as an attempt to explain his hateful comment. Once again, Misfits has decided to include casual homophobia as the punchline of a joke, as though people aren't harmed everyday by this sort of thing. I know that some will say that this is just Nathan, but if you are going include homophobia, you need to have someone actively calling it out - especially on a show which has no GLBT characters. Vince takes a deep breath and says none taken, as he aims his ink gun at Nathan and Nathan flinches. After they leave the parlor, Nathan asks Simon for a drink and when Kelly assumes he meant to ask her, Nathan makes it clear that this is more of a boys night. "I'm talking some quality man time, beer, football, maybe some wrestling," Nathan says.
Alisha is in the same area where she was almost mugged standing around, clearly looking for the masked man who saved her. Nathan has taken Simon back to the community center. Simon is confused because the plan was for them to go to a bar. Nathan encourages Simon to make himself comfortable and when Simon does sit, Nathan invades his personal space. Nathan then decides to put some music on and it's George Michael's, Careless Whispers. A man walks by Alisha and she calls him a wanker and to make sure she gets his attention, she calls him an ugly rat face fuck. When her would be attacker threatens her with a slap, Alisha starts to run screaming, "come on and save me then." She doesn't get far because she falls down a flight of stairs knocking herself unconscious, as the mystery man peers down at her from the top of the stairs. I kind of liked this as a good punishment for spunky agency though I didn't like the threat of a slap for some name calling.
Curtis goes to see Nikki, the girl whose flat the Misfits broke into in the last episode. Nikki is not happy to see him and points out that one of his friends shit on her bed and wiped his ass on her pajamas. Curtis says that they got the wrong flat and that Nathan is not right in the head. Curtis then says to Nikki that he feels like he knows her. Nikki then left up her skirt and says, "pull my knickers up when you are done." Curtis is not impressed and calls her a bitch and says that they are done.
The mysterious stranger takes Alisha somewhere, while back at the community center, Nathan asks Simon to tell him about his first sexual experience. Simon's eyes goes large and Nathan asks if he wants to know about his. Nathan then proceeds to talk about a family camping trip where he got jerked off for the first tme. As he is describing what happened, he puts his hand on Simon's leg and then leans in to kiss him. Simon jumps up asking what he is doing and Nathan says that it's okay and promises to be gentle. Naathan then tries to take off Simon's trousers saying that they don't have to fight and he just wants to see it (by it, he of course means Simon's penis). Simon pushes him away and runs, as Nathan calls out that they don't have to go all of the way, they can just cuddle. Even as I watch this, I know damn well that some magic is making Nathan behave this way and this proves the degree to which the writers are willing to use homophobia as just a joke. Furthermore, this whole set of circumstances frames people who are attracted to the people of the same sex as predatory. Gee, how original is that.
Alisha opens her eyes as the lights come on in room that she is in. Everything has a very industrial feel to it. She sees the suit hanging from a rack, a countdown clock on the wall, and pictures of all of the Misfits. When she hears water running, she moves towards it with trepidation. The man in the shower turns around and it's Simon. Alisha is picking up her clothes on the floor and he asks her how's her head. Alisha is confused and asks when he started running around and jumping off buildings and Simon replies, "ever since I traveled back from the future." WHOA! I say again WHOA! That's a huge plot twist. Alisha asks how this works and he says, "there's the Simon that you know and there's the future Simon - me." Alisha points out how different he is and Simon says, "a lot happens between now and then." This new Simon is so self assured; it's like a completely different person. There's clearly chemistry between the two of them. Alisha grabs her things to leave and Simon calls out, "no matter what happens, you cannot tell Simon I'm him. You can't tell Curtis, not any of them. It could change everything. Promise me you won't tell." Alisha does not answer.
The next day, the present day Simon is telling Kelly that Nathan kissed him and tried to take his pants off. Kelly believes that Simon is "taking the piss." Simon replies, "He said he wanted to do some dry humping. I left very quickly." On the roof, Nathan is writing a love letter to Simon when Kelly kicks him saying, "what have I told you about dicking around with Simon." Nathan says that he loves Simon and that Simon is like a big handsome shark. When Kelly is still upset Nathan asks, "Do my feelings for him offend you? Well, I'm sorry cause they're true. I can't hide it any longer." Nathan then thinks, "I never felt like this about anyone, he completes me," which Kelly picks up with her ability to read minds. Kelly points out that this is a line from Jerry Maguire and Simon admits that he watched the move 4 times last night. "It's like he's Tom and I'm Renee and someone else is the ugly specky kid," Nathan says. When Kelly asks him if he is trying to say that he's gay, Nathan answers, "gay, straight retarded, why do we have to put labels on everything?" Kelly says that they need labels so people know what's going on and asks if this is why the two of them aren't together. Nathan says it's like Simon is what has been missing from his life and maybe this is why he was always so mean to him. Kelly walks away in absolute disgust. This entire scene is nothing but appropriation.
Simon is sitting by himself eating a sandwich, when Alisha approaches him. She brings him a drink which shocks Simon, as he's used to Alisha pretty much ignoring him. Alisha asks Simon if he thinks about the future and what's going to happen to them. Simon replies, "all of the time, we need to be ready. One day someone is going to find out about us and everything will change." Alisha says that she knows that he has looked out for them - what with killing the second probation worker and all. Alisha actually thanks Simon. Once again, Misfits disgusts me. Simon stalked this woman relentlessly, took pictures of her while she slept etc,. Alisha had no way of knowing this but the writers did when they put those words into her mouth. Simon does not trust what Alisha is saying and asks why she is being so nice to him. Alisha says that she can be nice sometimes, with almost tears in her eyes. "Look, if I've ever been a bitch to you I'm sorry, Alisha says." Simon replies that he never thought that she was a bitch and believes that sometimes it's difficult for beautiful girls, because people don't see past their looks. A tear rolls down Alisha's face and she says that she should go.
Inside the community center, Kelly and Simon are getting changed and Nathan stands directly behind Simon with a card. Nathan hands Simon the card, leans in and says, "we'll take this slowly and when you're ready to develop the physical side of our relationship let me know." On Nathan's shoulder, Kelly notices a tattoo of a heart with Simon's name. Simon says thanks and Nathan touches his face and replies, "it's just so hard, when you're so cute and I'm so horny and there's only a couple of inches of fabric separating our genitals." Simon looks petrified and Kelly asks Simon if he knows about Nathan's tattoo. Okay, so not only is being gay a moment of comic relief, they have turned Nathan into the predatory gay man yet again. This is a trope and ridiculously homophobic. I feel as though I cannot call this episode out enough.
