Time for another episode of terrible decisions and people
who need to be slapped upside the head daily in the vague hope it will knock a
tiny amount of sense into any of them. Everyone in this cast makes me despair.
So firstly we have Jace all sad panda because he was used
by Valentine to massacre loads of Downworlders. Let’s be clear here – absolutely
no-one, not one damn character, cares about the dead. But they do care that
Jace is the mopeyist.
He’s also not telling Clary that he’s not her brother
because she’s so happy with Simon and he assumes his awesome mopey sexiness
will cause her to dump Simon in a hot second to climb him like a tree. Because
that’s his ego and he’s completely forgotten about Simon’s ripped 8 pack.
Meanwhile Simon is totally loving his whole daylight
walking happily standing around in sunlight with Clary (who doesn’t know how
this works but assures Simon he doesn’t have to worry about anything because,
of course she does. Not that she knows anything but meh).
Simon realises that it’s Jace’s blood that has made him daylight proof so assures Jace he won’t tell anyone as every vampire ever will want to eat him. No, no like that. Behave. And yes you were thinking it.
Of course, Simon has the same sense as the rest of the
cast so decides the best way to lay low is to go to a werewolf bar at noon and
stand by the windows to show off his sunlight powers to Maia (after he and Maia
make up over the whole wanting to kill Clary thing. Which was still the right
decision). Maia, borrowing the show’s single brain cell, informs Simon he may
want to be a bit more careful about this and not flaunt his specialness in
front of everyone since he has hit he lottery – the ability to have a normal
life – which makes everyone jealous
He pursues that normal life, enrolling in college – and gets
a visit from Raphael who has not completely missed his whole daylight
wandering. He wants to know how Simon has become a daylighter and Simon
responds with lots of suspicious babble.
But let’s catch up with Maia. For some unknown reason she
has declared her eternal loyalty to Luke now. Unlike the rest of his pack because
they are Done with him. Over three quarters of the pack was massacred because
of Luke’s loyalty to the Shadowhunters. Also, we have to point out that Luke
doesn’t seem to give a damn here. Seriously, all episode he makes no attempt to
comfort his pack, to express any care for his pack, to be sorry for them or
even to spend any real time with them. While they’re arguing about losing so
many pack members he’s in the next room. When several members of the depleted
pack decide to leave because they can no longer trust him, he just hand waves
them
Seriously Luke is the utterly worst Alpha and Maia needs to get out – like all marginalised people on this show he exists to serve his Shadowhunter masters – and in doing so they make him utterly inept in his actual role. And they could make it a plot point – explore how Luke was a Shadowhunter and, perhaps, doesn’t have the full regard towards downworlders as he should have and it could be a character development moment –but that would require more time for him. Which, obviously, isn’t going to happen.
Checking on his ineptness elsewhere we see him at work –
and he has a new partner. She’s female, she’s chatty, she’s curious, she’s fun,
she’s also a lesbian or bisexual – and she is suspiciously taking photos. So
she’s evil or going to die or both.
The work is a crime scene where a load have people have
been magically killed by the big bad evil monster. Luke is there to cover it up
for the Shadowhunters – hah you think he’d actually be involved in actually investigating?
Nah.
To the Institute and Victor has been sent back to Idris
for being a naughty person and we now hav Inquisitor Herondale back. Like all
Clave authorities she is a deeply terrible person. Really it’s a promotion
requirement – if you don’t have a severe antisocial personality disorder and a
complete inability to manager people you cannot possibly lead Shadowhunters.
Jace and Clary are totally upset they’re not super trusted because of all their
running off, doing whatever they want and cause massacres among downworlders. Damn,
what does a loose cannon have to do to get some respect around here?
They investigate the slaughter and Alex decides the best
thing to do here is call up their servile warlock – Magnus! Who tells them that
the big bad is the Greater Demon Azazel (it’s ALWAYS Azazel. Poor Be’elzebub and
Mephistopheles just get no love any more) and generally Bad News. Raphael’s
also there to warn Alec that Izzy isn’t doing well with her withdrawal. And of course
he came to Magnus because Magnus serves all.
So to Izzy – she’s withdrawing badly and she wants to
keep it secret – but when Alec leaves her alone she sneaks out to desperately
seek help. She goes to Raphael who manages to resist – even as her desperation
almost has her stab him. After that she turns to the streets and any vampire
she can find
Instead she finds Azazel who does his whole menacing bad
guy bit (he’s looking for the Mortal Cup) until she’s rescued – by Sebastian,
another Shadowhunter from the London Institute who happened to be passing.
Azazel decides not to kill him and just disappeare in a cloud of insects
This leaves Sebastian to take Izzy home, be handsome and
charming and admit that he left London because he’s also a Yin Fen addict- and
he has some kind of medicine that helps take the edge off. He also is super
super suspicious and zones out and burns himself on the hob in a moment I think
we’re expected to find sinister.
