We actually have
Wynonna and Jeremy spending social time! Playing pool and Wynonna being very
very distracting by describing how she once gave birth on that pool table.
Which was likely messy
As Jeremy says, this is probably why no-one plays with them. They also talk love life with Jeremy worried about getting close to Robin with all the death in their lives with Wynonna advising him to just embrace it while he has it. But in comes Charlie and Wynonna tries to avoid him because she’s been ghosting him - Jeremy throws her to the wolves and attracts his attention before running away.
There is Awkwardness
but Charlie and Wynonna are now back on. This includes a date in Purgatory’s
fanciest restaurant. A diner. With breadsticks and knives that look like swords
(this is Wynonna’s definition of classy and she and Charley are just really
cute). Wynonna has a lot of self-depreciation and doubt because of the Earp
curse but Charlie is clear he’s ready to run into the fire of her life for her.
Even if he isn’t fully aware of the supernatural yet,
Jeremy and Robin are
invited to a big gay dinner by Waverley and Nicole which sounds like a very fun
night out and Jeremy and Robin are excited talking about it except… Doc
Kate tried to leave
Doc a captured human to eat… and Doc angrily refuses because he doesn’t belong
to her, isn’t her’s and can do his own hunting. She’s super sad because he was
her’s once. She also worried because her tarot woo-woo tells her that Bulshar
knows she’s there.
Doc probably should
have listened far more to Kate because he goes into the woods and attacks…
Robin
Yes, I thought Robin
was dead. But no, Doc controls himself and takes the heavily bleeding Robin to
Jeremy
Amazingly Jeremy doesn’t see “I bit your boyfriend but managed not to kill him” to be a plus and demands Doc leave. Knowing he’s a vampire, Jeremy understands Wynonna’s break up. Jeremy is not happy. He hasn’t got to bite his boyfriend yet
He goes to interrupt
Wynonna’s date to explain what just happened - so she and Charlie decide to
shelve dinner in exchange for some staking action while Jeremy and Robin go to
the Big Gay Dinner.
Staking action
doesn’t mean Doc - oh Charlie uses a holy water soaked whip to trap Doc in his
bar, so he won’t interfere while Wynonna goes to see Kate. They argue a lot
about who is the most special person to Wynonna when they’re interrupted...
Bulshar has also been
up and about - and has raised his wife Constance. She’s a burned, dismembered
zombie, but she has been brought back from death and freed from the salt flats.
She now gatecrashes
Doc and Charlie. Charlie duly freaks out at the sight of the blackened zombie -
and frees Doc so he can use his sudden super strength to knock Constance down
(waaaait, I thought vampires in this didn’t have super strength). They plan to
drop her in the well where all inconvenient people are abandoned on this show.
I hope no-one is drinking from this well. While they bicker, Constance escapes
and steals Doc’s car - which was her car originally
They try to follow
her on foot but Doc’s bloodlust overwhelms him: Charlie has to knock him out to
save himself from being eaten and Doc co-operates
This involves lots of
guns pointing at each other because it’s time for a dramatic confrontation with
lots of snark and with Kate being super snarky and fun. And Wynonna accusing
Kate of magically seducing Doc while Kate retorts that she cannot be blamed for
Doc’s choices (and how sexist it is). She decides to explain her past in a
series of nifty flashbacks





