South Dakota and a woman leaving and closing a diner for
the night – taking a package of food she leaves for the homeless person
outside. A genuinely good person – oh she’s so dead. Yes, something stalks her.
In her fear she drops her keys (including their nifty taser attachment) and
scrabbles after them under her car. When she hears footsteps approaching she
pulls herself all the way under to hide – only to have her pursuer life the car
off her and be consumed in blue fire. The fire also reaches out and covers her
as well.
She’s surprisingly unburned – but she is alive. The figure picks her up and drops her down a hole in the ground – it looks like a bunker or an oubliette, with a metal lid.
At the Winchester cave, Sam is zonked from lack of sleep,
and apparently so is Kevin, both of them researching some way to reverse
the spell that locked the angels out of heaven and getting them out of
everyone’s hair. Dean is naturally worried about Sam having no energy given the
whole mortally wounded and possessed by an angel thing. Worrying interrupted by
a call from Sheriff Mills – Jodie Mills (Last
seen in season 8 but she’s been around for a while). She has a case for
them – 4 missing people and one eye witness reporting someone lifting an SUV.
Definitely spooky shenanigans.
4 victims with evidence of super strength at each scene;
and they all belonged to the same church group. After checking to make sure
Jodie’s ok with getting involved after her last near-death experienced from
Crowley’s magic (she is – the more she knows the safer she is), Sam presents an
angel theory – super strength and all churchy folk could be harvesting vessels
after all. And Dean breaks Jodie’s bubble – nah, angels = bad thing. They
should probably make pamphlets “Why Angels Are Dicks.”
They talk to the witness (the homeless man the woman,
Honour, gave food to) but the blue fire doesn’t sound like angelic white light.
So time to investigate the only connection – the church and its perky
representative. They find out all the victims were part of a members only
abstinence group – yes, Sam and Dean join that as well. Dean is just thrilled,
but Sam thinks maybe the monster is stalking virgins (Dean, again, jumps to
dragons which is a nice ongoing theme). She returns with a virginity pledge
which, of course, Dean snarks that it’s a bit too late for that; so he has to
become a born again virgin. Which I’m sure is cheating somewhere along the
line.
To the first meeting, led by Suzy; and Sam has to remind
Dean to bow his head during the silent prayer. Suzy deftly prevents Tammy
inflicting awful poetry on the group by making Sam and Dean tell them why they’re
seeking to re-virginise. Sam, truthfully, tells them every relationship he’s
had has ended badly (understatement). Dean’s explanation sounds more like he’s
reading a bad erotic novel. Thankfully it ends and Dean is sure he recognises
Suzie from somewhere. Sam listens to malicious gossip from Tammy about the
missing Honour while Dean offers to escort Suzie home to get some books (what
with people disappearing and all). And yes, Dean is hoping to have sex with the
chastity counsellor.

