Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Once Upon a Time, Season 1, Episode 7: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter


After the last episode, Emma learned that the Sheriff, Graham, was boffing the mayor. And we have the complicated scene now with the Sheriff explaining himself To Emma, Emma saying he doesn’t need to explain himself to her – why does he care what she thinks of his relationship and him worrying because he feels he’s lost his respect – all with lots of oozing sexual tension until we have a kiss. To which Emma very firmly sets him down (I love Emma, did I mention). Desperate “to feel something” (my mind keeps translating that to “I’m sooo horny!”) he turns to Madam Mayor for some action.

In fairyland we look at the Evil Witch (Madam Mayor) in her evil castle (you can see it’s evil, spikes are totally in among the evil set) is grieving with Snow White over Snow’s dead father – and the Evil Witch’s dead husband (yes, we have an evil step-mother, of course we do). Naturally, among the tears and sobbing it’s clear that Witchy was the one behind the father’s death (of course) and she is plotting merrily to kill Snow as well (in revenge for something apparently – which I’m still curious about). She plots with her magic mirror (the token black character) to find a heartless murderer completely bereft of mercy to take out snow (hey, she’s looking in a mirror – and she can’t see one?) Why! What she needs is a huntsman!

To the woods! And we find a hunter (our Sherriff Graham) killing a deer – and crying over it and promising to feed his puppy (ok wolf). If this is the guy they end up hiring to be the heartless killer, they totally need to sack their Human Resources department.

Yes, the Evil!Witch!Queen decides he’s perfect after seeing him kill a man who insulted his wolf – and we learn he has been raised by wolves. Ok, I take it back, Queen, you need to hire yourself a Human Resources department. See, this is why evil always fails in these shows – no good staff. The Queen thinks he’s heartless and cruel because he was raised by wolves – definitely need to check resumes more carefully. In exchange for outlawing the hunting of wolves, the Huntsman agrees to fetch Snow White’s heart

He’s escorting Snow White along the path, all alone, but no, this is Snow White in fairy land, who is smart and crafty and kicks arse, not the wet lettuce Mary Margaret. She quickly spots what he’s up to and gives him a good belt with a tree branch. Unfortunately rather than flee, Snow stops to write a letter – recognising flight as not helping since she’s being chased by a tracker. The letter is for the Evil!Witch!Queen – the contents of which cause the Weepy Huntsman to cry and let Snow go.

Huntsmen returns to the Evil!Witch!Queen (wearing black leather that really suits him) with a letter that is full of Snow White’s kindness and nobility and compassion (and Wet Lettuceness) and a fake heart. Which the Evil!Witch!Queen sees through – and punishes him by taking his heart and turning him into her slave. And since kisses and bedchambers are involved, this clearly means raped sex slave

Monday, December 12, 2011

Fangs for the Fantasy podcast, episode 45

This week we discuss:

Heartless by Gail Carriger
Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare
American Horror Story
Grimm
Once Upon A Time


Game Of Thrones: Season 2 "Cold Winds" Tease

April seems so far away. At least we have teaser videos to tide us over for now.

The Black Dagger Brotherhood: Treatment of women


Having finally finished the Black Dagger Brotherhood series (until the next book comes out, anyway) I feel a profound sense of relief. Not that there weren’t enjoyable elements - the story in the background was amusing and the snark was delicious - but there was also a whole lot of trainwreck going on here. there’s a lot I could talk about here (and already have and no doubt will in the future) but altogether it’s a book in itself. So today I’m going to look at the treatment of women in the series and why it often caused me to roll my eyes so much I think I got friction burns.

Firstly, I have to look at the treatment of women in this series. The Dudebros (as the Brotherhood will now be known because of their eternally awful language and behaviour. And not just -ism based, but also the slightly ridiculous ghetto-wannabe-tough guy speech they use) all have a purpose and reason in their life. They’re warriors driven to defend their race from extinction (even if they do spend more time getting drunk and getting laid in dodgy clubs). This is their reason for being and their passion. Now let’s look at the ladies:

Beth - dead end journalist job that she thinks has no future. Is sad and lonely and pretty hopeless. Mary - dead-end job she doesn’t enjoy, beneath her skill level she’s not happy and has medical worries. Marissa - wanders around the edge of parties being sad and lonely. No, really, this is what she does. Bella - I have no idea what she did, hang around her home trying to escape her brother’s suffocating presence. Ehlena was a nurse with a family - and wealth and position. Cormia - a virgin priestess who didn’t enjoy it very much. Dr. Jane has a job! she’s a surgeon - but she has no advancement prospects and has to leave the town to go any further and is unhappy... Xhex? Exists to be Rehvenge’s gopher and then loses that and is just kind of drifting and Payne lived her entire life as a prisoner, a comatosed one for most of it

And what happens? In swoops their Dudebro and their old life ends, entirely. They quit their jobs, drop any friends they had (assuming they had any. Most of these women had no-one and seemed to be in a holding pattern until their man showed up. Life begins when the Dudebro arrives), everything they had ends and all ties are cut - Dr. Jane even faked her own death (well, sort of since death was involved).

Sure, to some degree the same happens with Butch and Manuel - but, in Butch's case joining the Brotherhood and leaving humanity becomes his story. He’s not Butch, the human hanger on or Marissa’s love interest - he’s turned into a vampire and becomes the Dhestroyer, essential tool in the war against the lessers, mentioned in prophesy, the bringer of the end of the Omega. He’s more integrated and more a part of the Dudebro story and world than Marissa, the vampire, is. He's integral to the series - not her.

Even Manuel – he couldn’t just join the Dudebros, he, alone of all the human love interests, maintains his real world ties. And like Butch, he can claim kinship with Wrath – unlike any of the women, he needs to have his own link to the Dudebros to justify his presence, (even Payne has her place through Vishous) he needs his own links, he can’t have a presence through his lover like Mary or Beth or Cormia or Marissa or Xhex, or Bella, or even Ehlena and Jane

And after they have their Dudebro story and are happily ever after brushed aside. No, really, their stories pretty much end there - we see Beth in passing as an extra appendage for Wrath and Dr. Jane wanders around being the angst receiver for Vishous but that’s about it. Are Mary, Ehlena, Marissa and Bella even still alive? We see the other Dudebro’s drifting in and out but these women have pretty much fallen off the planet. Their own stories end there, they become an extra appendage of the man they’re linked to - and not even a big, useful appendage like a limb. They become toes or little fingers. Once their romance is established their stories are no longer relevant or worthy of our attention.

Ok, now let’s look at this Madonna/whore thing we have going on in the books. All of the heroines are largely not sexually active. Payne, Cormia and Marissa are virgins. Beth, as a pre-trans vampire, was sexually uninterested. Ehlena had had a past relationship that ended badly and was then more consumed with job and family, Xhex had had a bad previous relationship and then didn’t get involved too often because of her Symphath secret, Mary and Jane were either too sad or too busy and Bella, as a “female of worth” in vampire society was not having sex.

Review: Rosemary and Rue by Seanan McGuire, Book 1 of the October Daye series



October Daye, fae Changeling, has a mystery to solve.

Of course, her last time investigating for the fae didn’t end well. In fact it ended with her spending 14 years as a fish. 14 years in which she lost everything, her mortal partner, her daughter, her job, her friends, her life – everything. She’s not eager to jump back in there.

But her friend, Evening Winterrose one of the few, if not only, friends she has managed to keep and the one who helped her put her life back together has been murdered. Horrifically, and brutally murdered with cold iron, the worst possible death of a fae. If that were not enough to inspire her to act, Evening called a curse on October before she died – a curse that demanded she find Evening’s killer or be destroyed by the curse. 

October must make contact with her old liege, her old friends and her enemies, juggle her old issues and handle one of the most powerful magical artefacts of legend all with the limited magic of a Changeling.


October Daye is an interesting character, despite some issues I have with her that I’ll go into later. She’s very much the bottom rung of fae society being a changeling and surrounded by forces that are much more powerful than her and always will be. She has her own place but isn’t comfortable with it and it’s clear throughout this book that she really doesn’t want to be here, doesn’t want to be dragged back into the fae world and isn’t comfortable navigating its murky currents

The world heavily involves the fae – which is always a favourite of mine. And it has an extremely diverse range of fae both shown and referred to, pointing to a lot of knowledge on the author’s part and a dedication to include more than the usual well trodden ground. I’m certainly eager to read more about it and I think I’d be tempted to read the next book simply for greater elaboration on the world.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Grimm, Season 1, Episode 6: The Three Bad Wolves



Like the last episode this episode we start with a fairy tale quote – the 3 little pigs this time. This gives me a vague hope for bacon... hmmmm… bacon.

We begin with a rather mellow guy with a shake weight, peppermint schnapps and an exploding house. Naturally exploding house draws in Nick and Hank to investigate and lo, furriness! Mellow Shake-Weight guy (Hap) is a supernatural being. And his brother’s house exploded the same way last month only his brother was in it at the time. (It certainly beats huffing and puffing one's house down). The only enemies Hap can think of are the large number of creditors he owes (and really, it works the other way. Why blow up the guy who owes you money? Corpses are really bad at making repayments).

Hap’s friend comes to pick him up and let him stay for a few days to let him get on his feet – and it’s Eddie! Moving to Eddie’s house we learn Eddie’s extremely obsessive schedule (to the minute) and obsessive control of his house – this is going to be a comic room-mate from hell situation. Did I mention how much I loved Eddie? Because Eddie makes this show.

And we have biker wolf woman stalking around the ruins – and it’s Angelina - Hap’s sister, Eddie’s ex-girlfriend. Yes, this is becoming more soapy by the minute – 3 Blutbaden. 3 Big Bad Wolves? Not normally the way the story goes. Angelina is a little more… high strong than the other Blutbaden and not very happy working with Nick, a Grimm. This perturbs Eddie because he’s just had his carpet cleaned. Eddie’s reserve is slowly cracked however, by Angelina and her considerably less restrained ways – and pushing him back to his old, wild habits.

The fire investigator points to a weird coincidence – yes it’s suspicious but there’s no suggestion of foul play and both are natural looking fire – oh and there’s insurance to pay out. The older brother had life insurance that Hap inherits – and if Hap dies, Angelina inherits it.

Nick isn’t exactly frilled with Angelina, does some research into Blutbaden and their weak spots and checks up on her.  Finding a copy of a picture he found in the ruins of Hap’s house – with the same face erased – and another supernatural creature.

In the meantime, Eddie and Angelina go running in the forest – and Hap gets shot by said supernatural creature. Of course Eddie and Angelina have to explain why they abandoned Hap – and why there is blood on Angelina’s clothes. Eddie describes himself as lapsed. On the one hand I’m leery in the extreme of appropriating real world issues for fantasy useage – and addiction is certainly one of them. And yes, Eddie, with his carefully controlled life, his carefully controlled instincts, his struggle to control himself, his careful regimen hold his life together – isn’t the worst depiction of carefully controlled addiction or needs I’ve seen especially with the descriptions of his routine earlier in the episode.

Being Human U.K. Season One, Episode Four

This episode begins with Mitchell standing outside, smoking a cigarette and delivering the following soliloquy. It was so powerful, I decided to share it in full.

"Where do I belong? Where do I fit? Who are my people? Where do my loyalties lie?  We all choose our tribe, it's our need to belong, to live within boundaries, 'cause it's scary on the outside, on the fringes. Some labels are forced on us. They mark us, set us apart 'till we're like ghosts, just drifting through other people lives -- but only if we let the labels hold. You can piss your whole life away trying out who you might be.  It's when you have worked out who you are, that you can really start to live|.

The scene shifts to Mitchell attacking Seth, looking for Lauren.  Herrick walks into the room and says that Mitchell is always hurting her. "You just keep hurting her. You recruit her that's fine, then you just leave her. She wakes up with us, she doesn't know where she is, she's still calling for you. So fine, we pick up the pieces best we can. Then, Jesus Christ. Then, you try and take her back". Mitchell tells Herrick that Lauren came to him. Not satisfied with that answer Herrick says, "where else was she going to go? She couldn't exactly go to child find. When I recruited you, I didn't abandon you. I took care of you. Do you know why? 'Cause it was my responsibility." Mitchell protests that he was helping her; however, Herrick is not still not impressed. "What by getting her into your fad? You know what, does this have to do with you and your furry friend, raiding the fairy box, pretending to be human? It's a game. Meeting in hotels like what? Lovers? You rip her mortality away, and then you try and patch it up with this scraps of human behaviour, that is cruel Mitchell. Why can't you just let her be the thing you made her.?  Mitchell points out that Herrick forced her to screw a man and then kill him. Herrick tells him to go and do his thing, and get it out of his system, and that there will always be a place for him there, just like there was for Lauren. 

Back at the house, Annie is sweeping up broken dishes.  George walks into the room all dressed in Black clothes and white running shoes, and asks if he is dressed to flash.  Honestly, he looks incredibly geeky.  When he leaves the room, Mitchell asks Annie, if the mug moved on it's own, but Annie denies that it did. Seconds later, George comes in, wearing an even more hideous shirt.  There are couches from the 70's desperate for the material that went into that shirt. Mitchell asks if he plans to tell Nina that he cross dresses. Okay, why demean him like that?  It's obvious that George has no taste and the times he does dress in women's clothing it's because he has no choice due to the change.  It feels wrong to use naturally gender variant people to shame George.

The drawers start to move on their own, and Mitchell asks when did this start to happen.  Annie responds, "When I found out about Owen. This could be perfectly natural. You find out that your fiancee murdered you, and you become a throwing things about ghost." Mitchell simply says, "poltergeist".  Annie responds, "see you, you know the terms. You understand how this works.  Do you think I can channel it? I have been dying to get behind that freezer and clean it". Mitchell tells her that cleaning the kitchen is not the best way to deal.  George enters the room wearing a simple shirt, which actually is the best so far, but Annie tells him that it looks like he can't be arsed. 
Mitchell goes outside during the day and notices a bunch of boys bullying another.  These kids start to push Mitchell and ask him what he is going to about it.  When his eyes turn all Black, the bullies run away.  Bernie thanks him and says that he could have handled it himself.  When Bernie's mom Fleur shows up, she thanks Mitchell for saving Bernie, and invites him in for a cup of tea.  

In the house, Fleur says that the kids picking on Bernie are little shits. Fleur says that Bernie is different because he is sensitive and kind. Bernie answers, "Mom, you make me sound gay".  I was relieved when Fleur immediately corrected him, saying that she would tell his uncles that he said that. It was absolutely necessary, after the opening scene in which a father and a son, pulled away from George as he was returning home obviously women's clothing. Fleur continues saying, "There is no shame in being sensitive, is there Mitchell? Of course you can't blame the children, not when you consider the parents. You know we're not born assholes."  I love this entire scene, because it recognizes that we actively teach children to hate.

When George gets over to Nina's, she tells him that she has to cover someone's shift.  When Nina notices that he dressed up, socially awkward George says that her commitment to her job is so passionate and attractive. Nina says we may not make the restaurant, but I still have an hour before I have to leave.  He thinks that she is suggesting take away, but she clearly meant sex.  George starts to stumble once again, saying that "you might be expecting", just as she bites his ear. He screams bloody hell and she answers, "I thought you liked it rough".  "I'm not anti the rough stuff", not at all, responds George. "It won't always be like the other night".  Nina says, "thank God," and he answers, "I thought you were impressed".  They both agree to slow things down a bit.  Throwing in a nice dose of ableism Nina adds, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not suggesting we wear chastity rings, we're not shagging cause we're mentals". She could have made her point about the abstinence movement without descending to ableism.  George lets the comment go by saying that they should rewind to romance and flowers. I am starting to like George less and less. He may be socially awkward but he is more than willing to over look violence against Annie, as well as ableism.  At least when Bernie used the word "retard" earlier, Fleur made a point of calling him out.

Mitchell leaves the house the next day, and runs into Bernie who says that he is on his way into town. Mitchell offers to take him out, and asks if Fleur minds, because she hardly knows him.  When she looks through her mirror, she sees only Bernie walking away, because Mitchell's reflection does not appear in the mirror.  Mitchell takes Bernie bowling and Bernie asks, "what did you want to be when you grow up?"  Mitchell says, "just happy. People really didn't have careers where I come from, mostly they were in the army or in the church".  This has me wondering whether I should revise my estimate that Mitchell was turned in WWI.  He goes on to say, "it was different back then, there was less choice about what happy people do".  Lauren shows up in the bowling hall and Mitchell drags her away.

Mitchell looks at her and says, "You're killing again. I can see it in you, I can smell it".  Lauren responds, "it's all about the blood with you".  Mitchell asks if they can just skip to the part where she makes him feel guilty.  Lauren tells him that they've got the message and that they're leaving him alone. She walks out and he follows her asking, "Is this a trick?"  Lauren says, "It's okay, what you did to me. There's no bitterness, I love it.  Take care of yourself."

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Grimm, season 1, episode 5: Danse Macabre



After missing an episode last week, Grimm is now showing 2 episodes, one on Thursday night, one on Friday night. We’re going to cover these today and tomorrow.

And we start with a new beginning - this week’s Grimm starts with a quote from a fairy tale – the pied piper. I wonder if it’s because the tales were too obscure for some viewers?
And the theme today is music – a DJ with a rave full of very happy people and a string quartet who are considerably less happy with a very unhappy teacher.

Oh and rats – lots and lots of rats eating said teacher while he’s trapped in the car. I think being ratted to death is up there in my top 10 ways of not to die. Uckies Uckies Uckies.

The trail of oh-so-obvious clues leads to Geiger pest control – and the DJ (Roddy, but I’m going to call him DJ Ratty) from the rave a violinist playing to the rats and the DJ’s father. And we have ratty creature – viewed through the Grimmvision. His dad hits Hank for grabbing the kid and they all. We follow interviews where Hank and Nick try to play the understanding ones with Older rat guy and kid rat guy – and generally making doing a pretty poor job of it. The kid’s alibi as a DJ checks out though, alas, they have to let him go.

And then the autopsy reveals the teacher died of a heart attack, not being ratted to death – and, more, finds fibres in the rat’s guts in the school colours.

And we have a Romeo & Juliet relationship between DJ Ratty and one of the rich girls at the private school and we begin to see a lot more classism coming in – clearly the students and their families have vast amounts of contempt for the poor DJ Ratty. Rich lady runs down to the police to demand that the police act like the proper servants of the rich and deal with that nasty poor person.

Nick heads off to see Eddie, his Grimopedia about the Ratty people – Rynegan (sp?). I do like Eddie – sarcastic, snarky and always funny – I want more Eddie! I also like how he’s nice and pleasant and good now – but he still can carry his menace and dominance around with him when he wants. 

Anyway, Eddie as the cello player is going to hang out with DJ Ratty, the violinist. He’s reluctant, but charmed by DJ Ratty’s obvious talent. I love Eddie, really love Eddie – best character on the show.
In the meantime the 3 guys on the string quartet are worrying because they were the ones who unleashed the rats – and got Roddy kicked from school to make room on the quartet. Oh and they’re going to DJ Ratty’s next rave. Oh and the police are searching Rich Kid’s car and link it forensically with the rat that was autopsied.

Whether Eddie’s heart to heart with DJ Ratty would have worked we don’t know because the gaol calls to let Roddy know his father has been injured and can’t receive visitors for 48 hours – sending him into a little rampage. Breaking stuff, releasing the rats and doing a full on pied piper that made me itch to just watch.