Monday, April 7, 2014

Fangs for the Fantasy Podcast: 2014, Episode 13

It's Monday! Time for another episode of Fangs for the Fantasy, the podcast where we examine many of the shows we've been following this week, along with our book of the week and dissect them all from a social justice lens (though those with odd fish fixations will continue to be disappointed).

You can join us here and you can listen live on our youtube channel, here, or in our sidebar. All will also carry a recording after the show is finished. As ever all our previous podcasts can be found in the archive

The podcast begins at 7:00pm EST (technology willing)

This week we talk about The Bitten finale, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland and the new season of Game of Thrones.


The new season of Game of Thrones! and it was awesome! We had the Bitten season finale, which wasn't bad but had issues with Logan and Rachel. The end of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland and the rather hurried ending and the awesome Knave.



31st March - 7th April:  The Last Werewolf by Glen Duncan
7th April - 14th April:  Cry Wolf by Patricia Briggs
14th April - 21st April: The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
21st April - 28th April: The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
28th April - 5th May: Night Season by Eileen Wilks
5th May - 12th May: The Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice
12th May - 19th May: Hunting Ground by Patricia Briggs

The Last Werewolf by Glen Duncan




With the death of the Berliner, Jake is the last living werewolf. With the next full moon, he will be hunted and he will be killed.

He’s actually rather looking forward to it. The centuries weigh heavily on him, he has little reason to go on living and even less actual inclination. Unfortunately, there are a number of people who would rather he didn’t go gently into the grave and are determined to keep him alive.





On the first page of this book we have the following quote:

“I sipped, swallowed, glimpsed the peat bog plashing white legs of the kilted clan Macallan as the whisky kindled in my chest. It’s official. You’re the last. I’m sorry. I’d known what he was going to tell me. Now that he had, what? Vague ontological vertigo. Kubrick’s astronaut with the severed umbilicus spinning away all alone into infinity … At a certain point one’s imagination refused. The phrase was: It doesn’t bear thinking about. Manifestly it didn’t.”


Which is excellent, I applaud – I mean, really, the publisher might as well have put a sticker on the front page declaring “Warning: Horrendously Overwritten Pretentious Crap Lurks Within!”

But first, let me cover some positives:

I liked several elements of Harley. He was a non-stereotypical gay man – his life was seedy and dark, but this whole book is seedy and dark. He was interesting and he had genuine affection for Jake who, in turn, genuinely cared for him. Does that affection result in Harley being exploited as we see with many gay friends of straight people in fiction? Yes it does – but surprisingly Jake even acknowledges that:

“Harley, a man who’d devoted his life to my protection, who’d loved me, whose love I’d exploited when it suited and stonewalled when it didn’t…”

Does it make a trope ok that it is acknowledged? No, but it helps a lot, especially when the wrongness of it is recognised. Of course, Harley is also repeatedly victimised in this book and, ultimately, his unpleasant fate is some extra grist for Jake’s eternal angst – but until then he’s a good, humanised character with a real connection.

Secondly, I like how every character is humanised – even the prostitutes that Jake sleeps with (because he is punishing himself never to know love but has the absolutely-mandatory-in-fiction werewolf horniness) have large rambling insights to what makes them people, turning them into more than sex objects. Some of the insight truly opens up a character – like Jake’s ex-wife so full of self-assurance and standing above the slut-shaming she experiences to live life the way she wishes, on her terms.

The same applies to his victims – which brings us to another element I like – the world building and the concepts. The werewolves as monsters is always good to revisit, the blurred morality of this book and the question of whose side we should be on is a new twist and I especially love the idea of werewolves consuming lives, living the experiences of their victims in the utmost detail, humanising every one they eat.

This book also does an excellent job of portraying the ennui of a long life. Of how the centuries of existence blur together, how nothing is new, how there is so little of interest left, how everything is just a new version of an old thing. I have never seen a book that expressed so well the sheer, painful wait of centuries of experience.

Right – all of these are good – but all of these are expressed in the most over written, convoluted style I have ever read. Ever. Literally, this is the most impenetrable prose I’ve ever had to try and mine through.

The author is certainly not without skill – many passages and wonderfully elaborate and elegant in their perfect word choice. It’s nice to find authors who CAN write extremely long winded books and still make it good because they are that good at crafting words. But it feels like this author took that skill and then decided to dial the book to 11. It’s too much.

“I looked out of the window. The snow was coming down with the implacability of an Old Testament plague. In Earl’s Court Road pedestrians tottered and slid and in the cold swirling angelic freshness felt their childhoods still there and the shock like a snapped stem of not being children any more.”

Or, to put it another way, he looked out the window and saw it was snowing.

“Back into the urinous doorway, however, I found myself thinking…. Of the refreshing abruptness with which financial institution – B & B among them – had collapsed in the Crunch. Adds for banks and building societies had continued to run days, sometimes weeks after the going concerns had gone. For many it was impossible to believe watching the green-jacketed lady in the black bowler hat with her smile fusing sexual and financial know-how, that the company she represented no longer existed. I’ve seen this sort of thing before, obviously, the death of certainties. I was in Europe when Nietzsche and Darwin between them got rid of God, and in the United states when Wall Street refused the American Dream to a broken suitcase and a worn-out shoe. The difference with the current crisis is that the world’s downer has coincided with my own…”

This appallingly long winded splurge of verbiage happens after Jake ducks into a door way to avoid gunfire. Yes, he’s in the middle of a fire fight and has time to dwell on this head-ache causing waffle.

Bitten, Season One, Episode Thirteen: Ready


Clay is in the bath and Elena is washing his back.  Clay says that he has to get ready and Elena replies that they will be ready and that they (I am assuming here they mean the mutts) haven't moved yet. Clay says that he failed Elena because he couldn't protect her or Philip and Elena assures Clay that Philip is alive because he was there.  Elena adds that Philip is only involved in any of this because of her.  Elena reveals that she knows why she was bitten and all of the reasons Elena needed to trust Jeremy.  Elena tells Clay that he doesn't have to sacrifice anymore and puts a ring on his finger.  Clay kisses Elena's head.

Nick joins Jeremy in  unpacking wood.  It seems that the plan is to burn down Stonehaven if the battle starts to go in favor of the mutts.  Nick calls it a waste of history and says that the mutts know better than to turn this room over to humans because every name is accounted for.  Jeremy is worried about the mutts because there are secrets passed from alpha to alpha, which would be dangerous if they ended up in the wrong hands.

Santos goes to see Williamson and says that he has been thinking.  Williamson suggests the only good thing Santos's thinking achieved was torturing the fight out of Clay.  Santos replies that he should have killed Clay.  Williamson replies that the important thing is that they have the advantage and that it all starts now.

Rachel and Logan arrive at a cheap motel to wait until their flight.  Rachel is not impressed but Logan says that the three of them will be in Jamaica soon.  Rachel then thanks Logan for keeping her safe but wonders what is going to happen to Elena and the rest of the family.  Logan admits that he doesn't know and switches the conversation to food.  Logan tells Rachel to rest because he plans on waiting on her hand and foot, before leaving to get a pizza..

Elena heads downstairs and tells Nick that her phone is planted in Santos's car and thus far, the GPS shows no movement. Nick asks about Clay and Elena reveals that the mutts did a number on Clay.  Elena then brings up the fact that Nick is still angry over the death of Antonio and vows that the mutts will pay for what they did to everyone in her life.  Nick continues upstairs and Elena heads to see Jeremy.  Elena reports that Clay is resting but is going to need days to recover, not hours.  Jeremy tells Elena to say what she really means and Elena replies that neither of them can change the past but Clay did what he did to protect them from each other.  Elena vows to stand in the way of anything that comes at Clay, even Jeremy, before leaving the room and heading back upstairs. Well now that Elena knows the truth, it seems she is not above threatening Jeremy but it seems to me that there should be more on her mind than protecting Clay.

Marsten and LeBlanc are standing at a train wreck.  Marsten talks about having nothing at one point and learning how to influence people to part with their money.  Santos joins them and says that they are on the move.  Marsten calls this a suicide mission but Santos reveals that he put together an army.

Jorge calls and reports that everything is clean in Toronto and that Philip is on a flight to France.  Jeremy asks what Jorge was able to learn about Williamson and Jorge reveals he was only able to discover a website run by someone named Nate Parker, who has gone missing. Parker's last address was in Churchill and Jeremy notes that this is where his father Malcolm was killed. Jorge replies that Malcolm didn't go down lightly and that what they are up against requires a show of force  Jorge suggests that he and Joey should be on the next flight to Stonehaven but Jeremy says no because if things go sideways, he wants to know that there is another wave of pack members who will fight to get Elena back.  Jorge then suggests sending Elena to Vancouver to be with him but Jeremy replies that when Elena is separated from the pack, things fall apart. Jeremy believes that the pack is strongest when Elena is with them.

Elena is back with Clay and they talk about when they were first met.  Clay reveals the bet he had with Pete about him falling in love with her.  The two kiss.  On her laptop, Elena gets a signal that Santo's car is on the move.  Elena heads downstairs to Jeremy and Nick and shows them her laptop.  Elena reveals that the mutts are about thirty minutes away from Bear Valley.  Jeremy says that they will wait for the mutts at Stonehaven and fight them there.  Nick points out that they have the element of surprise if they leave now but Jeremy is convinced that their advantage is at Stonehaven.  Jeremy orders that the doors be barricaded and Elena points out that the mutts want the house and everything in it. Jeremy declares that they will either win or die at Stonehaven and reiterates that they are strongest there.

Book of the Week



It's another Monday which means it's time for our next podcast - episode 10 of 2014 where we will talk about all of the shows we've been following this week (or as many as we can get to), our book of the week and whether Renee manages to carve through the permafrost to her home or not - all through our social justice lens. Feel free to join us, listen, ask questions or make suggestions


Like all  the Fangs for the Fantasy podcasts (archives here) we read a book and discuss it on the show. 


To give people a chance to read along with us we include a list of our planned books of the week for the next few shows, so people can get the books, read them and join in the conversation.




31st March - 7th April:  The Last Werewolf by Glen Duncan
7th April - 14th April:  Cry Wolf by Patricia Briggs
14th April - 21st April: The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
21st April - 28th April: The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
28th April - 5th May: Night Season by Eileen Wilks
5th May - 12th May: The Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice
12th May - 19th May: Hunting Ground by Patricia Briggs

Da Vinci's Demons, Season 2, Episode 3: Voyage of the Damned



Leonardo needs a ship. And he and his little crew have decided that the best way to get this ship is to imitate Count Riario and appropriate a ship. Yes, it’s a rather cringeworthy bad idea. It might have worked had not the Duke Alfonzo (son of the King of Naples) already engaged the vessel – and he knows what Riario looks like. Leo and Alfonzo throw their infinite arrogance at each other before we get some sword fighting in – and Alfonzo seems to be better. Leo flees over the edge of the ship, but while doing so flips his dagger down to some men in the hold – slaves being transported.

In Rome, Lupo gets to give Pope Evil the wonderful news that Lorenzo is back in control of Florence and that both the Pazzis and Cardinal Orsini are dead. But this is good news to Pope Evil – because hanging a Cardinal (in full regalia no less) is a very bad, naughty no-no. This basically gives the Pope free reign to do whatever he wants in response. He Excommunicates the entire city and all within it.

Segue to Florence and street children playing with Pazzi’s corpse, as you do. Other passers-by abuse the hanging corpses of the Cardinal and another Pazzi because the people of Florence lack piñatas. In the palace overlooking such pretty sights, Vanessa and Clarice continue their little power struggle over who knows what is best for Vanessa’s child.

The problem of the Excommunication (as Lorenzo explains to Clarice with some implied criticism of her having her brother hanged) is not only theological, but also devastating for trade as Christians should now avoid Florence and have no business with them. Piero adds that their allies – Spain (too preoccupied) and Milan – will be unwilling to help and following the campaign on a map, Lorenzo can easily see King Ferrante of Naples conquering all Italy with the Pope. Doom and gloom.

The council is very panicky and urges Lorenzo to dump all the blame on Clarice – which he refuses to do. Lorenzo decides the only thing he can do is go to Naples himself, in person, and negotiate with Ferrante – going undercover and travelling only with Perio. Clarice tries to speak against it but he just steamrolls over her – but he does leave her in charge while he is away, though not everyone is thrilled to have a woman in charge.

When alone with Lorenzo, Clarice questions whether marching alone into their enemy’s court is really such a good idea. He turns round and blames her for the plan to make peace with the Pazzis that ended up with Guiliano killed (blaming her credits her with far more power and influence than she has had). She smacks him in response and seethes over their political marriage, chosen for strategy, not emotion. She carves into Lucrezia’s portrait and mocks his oh-so-capable political instincts that brought a Roman spy into the court. Touché. Turns out that no-one told Lorenzo that - and he grabs Clarice by the throat when he accuses her; so she tells him to talk to Dragonetti.

Lorenzo continues with his plan.

And that evening Clarice has a guest – Carlo di Medici, Lorenzo’s half-brother, Cosimo’s bastard son, who she has apparently never met before. He’s just back from his travels as a missionary after losing patience with Rome. He proves his identity by finding a secret cubbyhole most don’t know about. He goes on to show her secret rooms with paintings of him – albeit very old paintings of him. He also knows things like the servant’s hidden stashes, all pointing to intimate knowledge of household.

New Releases 6th April - 12th April


What follows is a list of books which will be released between April 6-12.  It can be tough  keeping up with ongoing stories and often we miss the latest new release, unless the book/series is the beneficiary of a big round of publicity . That is why we are committed to sharing with you books that are the first in their series every week.  Please check out the list and let us know what books you are interested in checking out and why.




The Interrogation of Ashala Wolf (The Tribe #1) by Ambelin Kwaymullina





The Reckoning destroyed civilisation. Rising from the ashes, some people have developed unique abilities, and society is scared of them. Guided by the ancient spirits of the land, Ashala Wolf will do anything to keep them safe.


When Ashala is captured, she realises she has been betrayed by someone she trusted. When her interrogator starts digging in her memories for information, she doubts she can protect her people forever. Will the Tribe survive the interrogation of Ashala Wolf?





Frenzy by Robert Lettrick




14-year-old Heath Lambert is spending his summer at Camp Harmony in the picturesque Cascade Mountain Valley. It's the perfect place to enjoy the soothing calm of nature as he weighs a heavy decision. The camp offers distractions: his friends, Cricket and Dunbar, always up for trouble; his reluctant crush on Emily, one half of the beautiful Em & Em Twins; and hulking bullies Thumper and Floaties, who are determined to make him their punching bag for the summer. But no one rattles Heath like his creepy cabin mate, Will Stringer. Brilliant, cold and calculating, Will views the world as one big chess game, and he's always three moves ahead of everyone else.


Heath soon learns there's a much bigger threat to contend with. Something's wrong with the animals in the surrounding forest. A darkness is spreading, driving them mad with rage. Wolves, bears, mountain lions-even the chipmunks are infected, spurred on in droves by one horrific goal: hunt and kill every human they find.


Heath and a ragtag band of campers are faced with a choice: follow Will's lead and possibly survive, or follow the camp staff and die. But how do you trust a leader when you suspect he's more dangerous than the animals you're running from?




Alien Encounter by Charise Mericle Harper






Nine-year-old Morgan is fascinated with aliens. He lives in the Pacific Northwest, land of the sasquatch, and naturally is fascinated with those as well. When he meets new kid Lewis, whose parents own a motel named the Stay On Inn, the adventures begin with slingshots, underpants, annoying older sisters, and neighbors dressed up in bear suits.


Sunday, April 6, 2014

Resurrection, Season 1, Episode 4: Us Against the World



Caleb adds further credence to the fact that the Resurrected never sleep by doing DIY well into the night. Elaine comes out and they have a wonderful father-daughter bonding moment which more than suggests that as he gets more evil, poor Elaine is going to be his defender.

Martin, Maggie and the-always-unpleasant-Fred (who is, to no-one’s surprise, unpleasant) examine the body Martin found; blunt force trauma is the cause of death. Martin tells Fred his theory – Caleb robbed an armoured car way back in the past and buried the money at his hunting shack (where Martin and Maggie found the mask), having a heart attack and dying in the exertion. The dead man, Dale Getheard, found Caleb dead and helped himself to the money. The newly resurrected Caleb dug a hundred holes looking for his money before tracking Dale down and… expressing his disappointment. This exposition has been brought to you by the Investigators-With-Uncannily-Accurate-Theories-Trope. Martin adds that he saw Caleb yesterday washing a hammer. I’m not a very handy person, but I get the impression that washing hammers is not something one commonly does. Unless it has blood and brain matter all over it, anyway. Because that’s just not hygienic.

Fred agrees to talk to him but both he and Maggie have doubts – Caleb’s not a pleasant person but murder’s a bit of a leap but Martin raises the possibility that being zombied has affected him.

Pastor Tom is having further angst from newest resurrected, Rachel, newly arrived from a cornfield in New York. She’s been dead 12 years and seems quite devastated that he’s married. Rachel is also a suicide. She asks him not to tell anyone and he agrees – except his wife

Which means first he has to tell his wife that he loved another woman before meeting her and that woman killed herself. Which is a big reveal in itself – but adding she’s back and stayed the night really beats that. His wife, Janine, isn’t 100% happy with this even as Tom insists he’s a different person from the man he was 12 years ago. She wants rid of her.

It has to be said, playing hostess to your husband’s previously-unknown zombie ex is going to put a strain on most marriages.

It’s a sleepless night for just about everyone in the Langston household, made worse by kids peeking in Jacob’s window to look at “the ghost boy” – lots of drama and minor epileptic seizures. Lots of conflicted angst from Henry. The next day they call in Maggie to give him a check up and Lucille brings up some other worries – Jacob isn’t sleeping at all and he is eating constantly.

Henry tries to make his peace with Lucille about the rather appalling thing he said to her last episode; but she’s not just taking an apology as sufficient. She tells Henry he needs to let go – it’s not a sign of not loving him, it’s healthy grieving. Henry’s also still not ready to accept Jacob.

Grimm, Season 3, Episode 17: Synchonicity




“In all the chaos there is a cosmos,
In all the disorder, a secret order.”

Nick and Hank talk about the big, dangerous mission he has coming up – being Monroe’s best man – and the risk of there being a slaughter at the reception when Hank finally asks the question we’ve all wanted to know since season 1 – how do Wesen even know Nick is a Grimm?

Hank, thank you thank you thank you.

Nick goes to speak to Monroe who is in heavy wedding plan mode with Rosalie. Nick explains his problem and his worry that someone will Woge at the ceremony, recognise that Nick is a Grimm and then lose it – just like his parents did. Monroe suggests sunglasses – still confusing to Nick, but apparently that’s how Wesen recognise Grimm: when Grimms see a woge, their eyes turn black (well, infinite darkness). Creepy – I kind of want to see Nick with Grimm eyes now. Especially since wesen see their “true wesen selves” reflected in that darkness which is extra extra creepy and unsettling. Y’know, all Wesen being terrified of Grimm seems even more understandable now. Rosalie and Monroe are kind of shocked that Nick didn’t know (not that it’s a late inserted retcon or anything, honest). They do a sunglasses test and neither of them see the uber spooky Grimm eyes. Problem solved!

Nick just looks kind of freaked out that he has demonic eyes. When he goes home Juliette still sees flaws in the plan (a night wedding with the best man in sunglasses) but they’re distracted by Nick finding the engagement ring he bought still in its old hiding place.

In Switzerland, Adalind and Meisner are ambushed on their way to the rendezvous point that is supposed to get Adalind to safety. Meisener is awesome and takes on 2 of Viktor’s people but he’s away from Adalind and she is taken. And rescued – all 4 of her guards being killed almost too fast to see – by Kelly. Mummy Grimm

MUMMY GRIMM IS BACK! Happy dance time! And I REALLY want to see Kelly with Grimm eyes!

She is here to escort Adalind and be scathing at the lousy planning since the Verrat have been there for 3 hours (well they arrived 3 hours ago – Kelly has been there longer so the Verrat BODIES have been there for 3 hours). Adalind demands to know where she’s going but Kelly isn’t playing – she can escape with her or she can stay and play with the Verrat, Adalind’s choice. She gets on the plane telling the pilot the Verrat were here (“now?” “I said were!” I love this character) while Adalind makes brief goodbyes to Meisner. Meisener rings Renard to tell him how lucky it was the killing machine is on their side, though neither of them know who she is since she’s the Resistance’s contact. He also learns of Sebastien’s death. On the plane Kelly chooses to maintain anonymity for mutual safety and Adalind tries to demand at least some conversation. Not happening – Kelly said no. It’s a no. Because Kelly is awesome.